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It’s Time
Posted 26 June 2012 / By MC / Archives/ Miss Clariss Musings/ The Pretty Girl Mafia

It’s time to begin, isn’t it?

I get a little bit bigger but then I’ll admit

I’m just the same as I was

Now don’t you understand?

I’m never changing who I am

– Imagine Dragons

afterthestorm

Sometimes, friendships are not all half-of-a-heart necklace and pinky promises of a forever-together future. Sometimes, they are hard. Read More

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Everything
Posted 20 June 2012 / By MC / Archives/ Miss Clariss Musings

I can be an asshole of the grandest kind

I can withhold like it’s going out of style

I can be the moodiest baby

And you’ve never met anyone whose

As negative as I am sometimes

I am the wisest women you’ve ever met

I am the kindest soul with whom you’ve connected

I have the bravest heart that you’ve ever seen

And you’ve never met anyone whose

As positive as I am sometimes

– Alanis Morissette

spaghetti 

So, when I sat down to write this week’s blog I envisioned it to be a “Meet Miss Clariss” piece. Sure, I write to you each week. Of course, you read intimate details about my life and those I love every Tuesday but do you really know anything about me? I thought to myself, “This should be quick and easy. Wham bam thank ya ma’am.” Little did I know that it would be the most difficult piece to date. Read More

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What’s My Age Again?

Nobody likes you when you’re 23

And are still more amused by TV shows

What the hell is ADD?

My friends say I should act my age

What’s my age again?

What’s my age again?

– Blink 182

birthdaybaby

On June 10, 1988, around 8:00 a.m., I was born.

Skip ahead 23 years + 51 weeks = Preparation for my 24th Birthday party.

By this point, Mr. Big and I already had a difference of opinions.

You see, Big has a [insert some year from decades ago] red Camaro he “races.” Yes, “races.” Read More

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When I’m Gone

Back in the day money was short, I’m making it taller

You know what I mean, some say it’s a problem

Blowing my greens, not saving my collards

– Wiz Khalifa

moneywoman

I catch a lot of heat from Mr. Big for my… taste.

You see, there are two different types of people in the world: Box people and Bag people.

Some people could live out of a cardboard box… I just so happen to prefer a Michael Kors bag.

See the difference? Read More

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