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It’s Time
Posted 26 June 2012 / By MC / Archives/ Miss Clariss Musings/ The Pretty Girl Mafia

It’s time to begin, isn’t it?

I get a little bit bigger but then I’ll admit

I’m just the same as I was

Now don’t you understand?

I’m never changing who I am

– Imagine Dragons


Sometimes, friendships are not all half-of-a-heart necklace and pinky promises of a forever-together future. Sometimes, they are hard. Read More

Posted 20 June 2012 / By MC / Archives/ Miss Clariss Musings

I can be an asshole of the grandest kind

I can withhold like it’s going out of style

I can be the moodiest baby

And you’ve never met anyone whose

As negative as I am sometimes

I am the wisest women you’ve ever met

I am the kindest soul with whom you’ve connected

I have the bravest heart that you’ve ever seen

And you’ve never met anyone whose

As positive as I am sometimes

– Alanis Morissette


So, when I sat down to write this week’s blog I envisioned it to be a “Meet Miss Clariss” piece. Sure, I write to you each week. Of course, you read intimate details about my life and those I love every Tuesday but do you really know anything about me? I thought to myself, “This should be quick and easy. Wham bam thank ya ma’am.” Little did I know that it would be the most difficult piece to date. Read More

What’s My Age Again?

Nobody likes you when you’re 23

And are still more amused by TV shows

What the hell is ADD?

My friends say I should act my age

What’s my age again?

What’s my age again?

– Blink 182


On June 10, 1988, around 8:00 a.m., I was born.

Skip ahead 23 years + 51 weeks = Preparation for my 24th Birthday party.

By this point, Mr. Big and I already had a difference of opinions.

You see, Big has a [insert some year from decades ago] red Camaro he “races.” Yes, “races.” Read More

When I’m Gone

Back in the day money was short, I’m making it taller

You know what I mean, some say it’s a problem

Blowing my greens, not saving my collards

– Wiz Khalifa


I catch a lot of heat from Mr. Big for my… taste.

You see, there are two different types of people in the world: Box people and Bag people.

Some people could live out of a cardboard box… I just so happen to prefer a Michael Kors bag.

See the difference? Read More

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