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Everybody Talks

All this trash talk make me itchin’

Oh my my sugar

Everybody talks, everybody talks

Everybody talks, too much

– Neon Trees


Great news, girls! Guess who just got their C-cup badge? This little Itty Bitty Titty Committee member right here!

I know what you must be thinking, “Wow. Got real awkward, real quick.” Well, if you think that was awkward I cannot wait for you to read the rest… Read More

Posted 15 August 2012 / By MC / Archives/ Tear Jerkers/ The Apple Doesn't Fall Far...

So this is who I am

And this is all I know

And I must choose to live

For all that I can give

The spark that makes the power grow

And I will stand for my dream if I can

Symbol of my faith in who I am

– Celine Dion feat. the Bee Gees


I have had writer’s block the past few weeks. Come Monday afternoon, I am scrambling around trying to think of something reader worthy. This week was especially bad… Tuesday came and I still had nothin’. Feeling defeated, I logged onto Facebook and found my inspiration. Read More

The House That Built Me

You leave home you move on and you do the best you can

I got lost in this old world and forgot who I am

– Miranda Lambert


I am at that age now.

You know; that age.

The time in your life when:

  • A dollar starts to mean something
  • Opening a savings account is exciting
  • The word “interest” actually sucks.

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How Far We’ve Come
Posted 2 August 2012 / By MC / Archives/ Miss Clariss Musings

Waking up at the start of the end of the world,

But it’s feeling just like every other morning before,

Now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it’s gone,

The cars are moving like a half a mile an hour

And I started staring at the passengers who’re waving goodbye

Can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time?

I believe the world is burning to the ground

Oh well I guess we’re gonna find out

Let’s see how far we’ve come

– Matchbox 20


Rarely ever do I write about happenings in the news. Never, ever do I suck you all in with some sort of religious, political voodoo trickery in an attempt to brainwash you with my own social and personal convictions. is a place for deep reflection littered with sarcastic anecdotes; a forum to discuss life’s idiosyncrasies. However, today’s entry is an exception. Read More

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