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Sexy And I Know It
Posted 23 February 2013 / By MC / Archives/ Love - Yuck./ Shenanigans/ The Pretty Girl Mafia

When I walk on by, girl’s be lookin’ like: Damn he fly

I pimp to be beat

Walkin down the street in my new La Freak


This is how I roll

Animal print pants, out of control

It’s Redfoo with the big afro

And like Bruce Lee, I rock the club, yo! 

Ah girl look at that body

I work out!



As many of you may recall, one of my “don’t forget to remember”-s for 2013 was to tone-up.

Yeah, so about that… Read More

Stereo Hearts
Posted 14 February 2013 / By MC / Archives/ Love - Yuck./ Tear Jerkers

If I was an old-school fifty pound boombox (remember them?)

Would you hold me on your shoulder wherever you walk

Would you turn my volume up in front of the cops (turn it up)

And crank it higher everytime they told you to stop

And all I ask is that you don’t get mad at me

When you have to purchase mad D batteries

Appreciate every mixtape your friends make

You never know we come and go like on the interstate

– Gym Class Heroes


I have been thinking, Ballas…

Thinking that maybe, just maybe, I should take a break from my usual bitching and flood you all with… love.

Shelf all my sarcasm, my criticism, and quick-wit and just… love. Read More

Posted 5 February 2013 / By MC / Archives/ Miss Clariss Musings

I don’t think you ready for this jelly

I don’t think you ready for this jelly

I don’t think you ready for this 

Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

– Destiny’s Child


Every year, much like most of America, I watch the Super Bowl… just for the Halftime Show. I get all amped up. I look forward to the food, and the commercials, and the culmination of six months worth of wasted Sundays… just for the Halftime Show. I put up with 30 minutes of football, and flags, and rambling announcers, and over-enthusiastic men… just. for. the Halftime Show. Read More

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