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Guys Do It All The Time

I know I left my clothes all over the place

And I took your twenty bucks

No I didn’t get the front yard cut

’cause I had to wash my truck

Will you bring me a cold one, baby

And turn on the TV

We’ll talk about this later

There’s a ball game I wanna see

Guys do it all the time

And you expect us to understand

When the shoe’s on the other foot

You know that’s when it hits the fan

Get over it, honey, life’s a two way street

Or you won’t be a man of mine

Sure I had some beers with the girls last night

Guys do it all the time

– Mindy McCready

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Have you ever ordered three airplane bottles of whiskey and a can of Bud Light on an hour-long flight… at one time? Have you ever negotiated a mid-crash make out session between a stranger and one of your oldest guy friends, prior to takeoff? When asked what team you are pulling for at this week’s game, have you ever looked at a plane full of people headed to Milwaukee and said, “Oh, we’re non-denominational.” Have you ever did a burnout at every. single. stoplight you came to in your rented minivan?

Well, have you ever been a girl and went on a “guys trip?” Read More

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As Long As You Love Me

I don’t care who you are

Where you’re from

What you did

As long as you love me

Who you are

Where you’re from

Don’t care what you did

As long as you love me

– Backstreet Boys

iheartthe90s

Have you ever had one of those moments when you actually feel pieces of your life click together? You know those moments? A moment when everything kind of goes in slow motion and you are granted just a split-second to watch it all come together before life starts whirling around you again. Well, I had one of those a couple of weeks ago, Ballas.

Just four weeks ago most of my tween dreams came true right before my eyes… Read More

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Sweater Weather
Posted 10 September 2013 / By MC / Archives/ Miss Clariss Musings/ The Apple Doesn't Fall Far...

And if I may just take your breath away

I don’t mind if there’s not much to say

Sometimes the silence guides our minds to

So move to a place so far away

– The Neighbourhood

duskyl

On Friday after work, I turned custody of Mr. Big over to his older sister and brother-in-law. They were headed to a race track right around the corner from Big Blue Box and I wasn’t really interested in going. So, we had dinner, made the swap, and I sped off towards home in Telulah.

I tell ya, the life of being the girlfriend of a race car driver is a lonely one… Read More

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Work It
Posted 5 September 2013 / By MC / Archives/ Miss Clariss Musings

If you a fly gal get your nails done

Get a pedicure, get your hair did

– Missy Elliott

beautyqueen

I’ve gone and out-ballsed myself, Ballas! Read More

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Tubthumping
Posted 4 September 2013 / By MC / Archives/ Drunken Debauchery/ Miss Clariss Musings

I get knocked, down but I get up again

You’re never gonna keep me down

I get knocked, down but I get up again

You’re never gonna keep me down

I get knocked, down but I get up again

You’re never gonna keep me down

I get knocked, down but I get up again

You’re never gonna keep me down

(Pissing the night away, pissing the night away)

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink

He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times

He sings the songs that remind him of the best times

– Chumbawamba

herestol

As of yesterday, my week hadn’t been going so well. In an effort to brighten my own spirits, I decided to make a list of things I planned on drinking to this weekend. A Whine and Spirits list, if you will. I tried to take everything that was not-so-nice (or exceptionally good) about my week thus far and switch it around into something toast-worthy. Read More

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