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We R Who We R
Posted 25 November 2013 / By MC / Archives/ Love - Yuck./ Miss Clariss Musings

Hot and dangerous

If you’re one of us, then roll with us

‘Cause we make the hipsters fall in love

And we’ve got our hot-pants on and up

And yes of course we does, we running this town just like a club

And no, you don’t wanna mess with us

Got Jesus on my necklace

– Ke$ha


Mr. Big said something to me just last week that was very profound (which is very rare). And for the past 24-hours his words have rang through my ears: “Where do you come up with this shit?”

Humm. Where do I come up with said shit? Read More

Who Are You
Posted 19 November 2013 / By MC / Archives/ Miss Clariss Musings

Well, who are you?

I really wanna know 

Tell me, who are you?

‘Cause I really wanna know

– The Who


Everyone is doing those “Things You May or May Not Know About Me…” statuses on Facebook. Honestly though, I don’t think a lot of those fools are taking it seriously. I want to know the good shit. I want these people to spill the juicy stuff – the stuff I didn’t already know – not the “Oh, and my favorite color is green.”-s, and the “I really like puppies and kittens.”-s, and the really not-so-shocking “I used to be a drug addict”-s.  Oh get real people. We wanna know what makes you crazy, what makes you weird, what makes you just a little bit off.  Read More

Hound Dog
Posted 12 November 2013 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ My Little Lovey Dog/ Shenanigans

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog

Cryin’ all the time

You aint nothin but a hound dog

Cryin’ all the time

– Elvis Presley


Mr. Big was tasked with babysitting his parents’ dog this weekend. Read More

Come Little Children

Come little children, I’ll take thee away; 

Into a land of enchantment… 

Come little children, the time’s come to play; 

Here, in my garden of magic. 

– Sarah Jessica Parker


I feel like I have told you this elevendy-hundred times, but ’tis true, Ballas – I’m a Halloweenaholic!

Every single year, I look forward to pumpkins, and costumes, and cool air, and brightly colored leaves. I heart just barely scary movies about witches, and friendly ghosts, and talking cats. I love the candy, and the tricks, and the treats, and the parties. Ahh, All Hallows Eve – muh fave. Read More

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