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FTF: My Hometown
Posted 30 May 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Featured

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

– Barbra Streisand

myhometown

Growing up, I couldn’t wait to get out.

I hated this tiny town.

I hated the curvy roads, and the lackluster mall, and the semi-cold winters.

I used to dream of the day I could pack up all of my things and move back…

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FTF: The Dirty Russian
Posted 23 May 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Favorite Things Friday (FTF)/ Featured

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

– Barbra Streisand

toocoldtoocold

So, lately I’ve been raving about these White Russians, right? Well, since we are on the cusp of a three-day weekend, I feel a burning need to share my super-secret recipe.

Alright, that’s a lie.

It isn’t a super-secret recipe.

And to be honest, the recipe isn’t even mine… you can Google it.

I digress. Read More

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Work Bitch
Posted 21 May 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured/ Miss Clariss Musings

You wanna hot body

You wanna Bugatti

You wanna Maserati

You better work bitch

You wanna Lamborghini

Sip Martinis

Look hot in a bikini

You better work bitch

You wanna live fancy

Live in a big mansion

Party in France

You better work bitch

– Britney Spears

PoppinBottles

The new patio furniture came.

That’s where I am writing from today – the deck.

I’m drinking my new fave drink – a White Russian (look for an FTF on this shit soon) – out of a vintage green drinking straw.

It’s 7:00 p.m. on a Tuesday.

Oh and did I happen to mention I’m in my pajamas? Read More

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I Am Woman
Posted 13 May 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ Miss Clariss Musings

I am woman

I am invincible

I am strong

I am woman

I am invincible

I am strong

I am woman

– Helen Reddy

Red

We’ve started somewhat of a book club at work.

Yeah.

Sorta random, I know. Read More

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FTF: Sephora 911
Posted 9 May 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Favorite Things Friday (FTF)/ Featured

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

– Barbra Streisand

beautyqueen

Last weekend I spent $88.00 in Sephora. I only bought four items. That is the not-so-favorite part about this FTF. Typically, I go straight to Walgreens, spend $50.00 dollars on an ass load of shit (And yes, that is a technical term. An “ass load” is slightly less than a shit ton and just a smidgen more than a helluva lot.), and be done with it. But last weekend, I was fed up. Read More

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FTF: April Showers And May Flowers

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

– Barbra Streisand

springhassprung

I’m kind of an odd bird.

But then again, I guess you’ve probably already figured that one out by now, huh? Read More

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What A Girl Wants

What a girl wants

What a girl needs

Whatever makes me happy

Sets you free

And I’m thanking you

For knowing exactly

What a girl wants

What a girl needs

– Christina Aguilera

woopwoop

Earlier this week, as I was leaving work, a guy I’d never seen around the office held the door open for me. As I walked through the open door, he smiled and asked, “How was your day?” “It could’ve been better,” I replied with a small smile, “How was yours?” “The same. Much better now though.” He insinuated that, because we were leaving work, our days had no where left to go but up. Read More

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