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FTF: Seeing My Friends Happy

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

– Barbra Streisand


Before I begin with this week’s edition of Favorite Things Friday, I would like to address all of the nasty comments, rib jabbing, cursing, and stank eyes I have received over the last few weeks… Read More


And we’ll never be royals

It don’t run in our blood

That kind of luxe just ain’t for us

We crave a different kind of buzz

Let me be your ruler

You can call me queen Bee

And baby I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule

Let me live that fantasy

– Lorde


Everyone knows I’m not all that into pants. Read More

Be Like That
Posted 9 July 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Miss Clariss Musings

If I could be like that

I would give anything

Just to live one day

In those shoes

If I could be like that

What would I do

What would I do

– 3 Doors Down


You dance through this life like a hurricane on the run.

Walls of water, wind, and very little sun. Read More

Billy’s Got His Beer Goggles On

He’s on the dance floor yelling, “Freebird”

Singing off pitch but he knows every word

Grabs him another girl he hold on tight

He don’t see ugly

Through blood shot eyes

He’ll fall apart when he gets home

But right now his worries are gone

Cause life looks good, good, good

So good, good, good,

Life looks good, good, good

Billy’s got his beer goggles…on

– Neal McCoy


Contrary to popular to belief, you can argue with stupid.

Stupid, being a drunk six foot two football player sportin’ a “Take a picture, it’ll last longer” muscle tank. Read More

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