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She Will

So on my Libra scale, I’m weighing sins and forgiveness

What goes around, comes around like a hula hoop

Karma is a bitch?

Well just make sure that bitch is beautiful

– Lil Wayne feat. Drake

I was sitting in Dad’s leather recliner, eating a bowl of Lucky Charms, and watching Criminal Minds on Mother’s Day morning when Momma walked into the living room… Read More

Little Wonders

Let it go, let it roll right off your shoulder

Don’t you know the hardest part is over?

Let it in, let your clarity define you

In the end we will only just remember how it feels

– Rob Thomas


It’s full-on Wedding season here in Miss Clarissland… and I’m your resident Maid of Honor.

Or not.

Yeah. I’m not super honorable.

I mainly just get wasted and hang out with the groomsmen. Whatevs. Homegirl’s gotta get a date. Know what I’m sayin’? Read More

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