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Truffle Butter
Posted 25 May 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ Miss Clariss Musings

I ain’t gotta compete with a single soul

I’m good with the ball, point game, finger roll

Ask me how to do it, I don’t tell a single soul

Pretty women, wassup? Is ya here right now?

You a stand-up or is you in your chair, right now?

Uhh, do ya hear me?

I can’t let a wack nigga get near me

I might kiss the baddest bitch, if you dare me

I ain’t never need a man to take care of me

Yo, I’m in that big boy bitches can’t rent this

I floss everyday, but I ain’t a dentist

Your whole style and approach I invented

And I ain’t takin’ that back, cause I meant it

– Nicki Minaj feat. Drake and Lil Wayne

whiskersonkittens

I was asked to participate in an interview for our internal website. The “Employee Spotlight” section of our Homepage is a place where one employee can go to read four or five fun facts about another employee. The interviews are conducted by a peer, the questions are random, and the answers are candid. Read More

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One Of Us
Posted 20 May 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ Miss Clariss Musings

If God had a name, what would it be?

And would you call it to His face?

If you were faced with Him in all His glory

What would you ask if you had just one question?

– Joan Osborne

crazyones

Preface:

I am commonsensical. I am spiritual but not religious. I am Independent? Maybe? Okay, so I am probably more of a Democrat than my family would like to admit, but I am conservative too. I am Republican-ish. I believe in guns, and private healthcare, and ‘Merica. Fuck yeah! I love everyone. Or maybe I hate them all? I say asshole shit about this race, and that group, and those individuals. I discriminate against all the people – even toward my own race, class, sex, etc. Read More

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Sex And Candy
Posted 5 May 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ The Apple Doesn't Fall Far...

Who’s that loungin’ in my chair

– Marcy Playground

Red

[Queue the strobe lights, fake fog, and bubble machine. Hey DJ! Hit me with all those inappropriate 90s jams. Dancers – GO! Jazz hands, people! Get those fingers up, assholes. Dad, you too. I want to see you reach for the fucking stars! Goddamit. Somebody hand me my mic!] Read More

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Lost Boy
Posted 3 May 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ Miss Clariss Musings

I am a lost boy from Neverland

Usually hanging out with Peter Pan

And when we’re bored we play in the woods

Always on the run from Captain Hook

“Run, run, lost boy,” they say to me

Away from all of reality

Neverland is home to lost boys like me

And lost boys like me are free

Neverland is home to lost boys like me

And lost boys like me are free

– Ruth B.

afterthestorm

Dear my Rock Bottom, Read More

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