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Vice
Posted 15 December 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured

I’ll wear a town like a leather jacket

When the new wears off, I don’t even pack it

If you need me

I’ll be where my reputation don’t precede me

Maybe I’m addicted to goodbyes

Another vice

Another town, where my past can’t run me down

Another life, another call, another bed I shouldn’t crawl out of

At 7 AM with shoes in my hand

Said I wouldn’t do it, but I did it again

And I know I’ll be gone tomorrow night

Mmm, another vice

– Miranda Lambert

heyyalll

On May 14, 2016, I missed my flight back to San Diego.

In all my 24 years of flying I have never missed a flight. Read More

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All I Do Is Win
Posted 3 August 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured/ Miss Clariss Musings

All I do is win win win no matter what

Got money on my mind, I can never get enough

And every time I step up in the building

Everybody hands go UP

And they stay there, and they stay there

And they stay there – up down up down up down

Cause all I do is WIN, WIN, WIN

And if you goin in put yo’ hands in the air, make ’em stay there!

– DJ Khaled

bad2thebone

The moment I signed the papers on my second dog, I knew I had made a huge mistake. Read More

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Come Sail Away
Posted 16 June 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured

A gathering of angels appeared above my head

They sang to me this song of hope and this is what they said

They said, “Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me lads

Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me

Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me baby

Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me

– Styx

birthdayboy

My 28-year-old self, yeah, she’s a liar.

She lies a lot. Read More

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Vindicated
Posted 19 February 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured/ Materialistic Girl

Hope dangles on a string like slow spinning redemption

Winding in and winding out, the shine of it has caught my eye

And roped me in, so mesmerizing and so hypnotizing

I am captivated, I am

Vindicated, I am selfish, I am wrong, I am right

I swear I’m right, swear I knew it all along

And I am flawed but I am cleaning up so well

I am seeing in me now the things you swore, you saw yourself

– Dashboard Confessional

crazyones

Living in California is expensive.

Check that.

Living is expensive. Read More

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Where Is The Love
Posted 18 December 2015 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured/ Miss Clariss Musings

What’s wrong with the world, mama

People livin’ like they ain’t got no mamas

I think the whole world addicted to the drama

Only attracted to things that’ll bring you trauma

– Black Eyed Peas feat. Justin Timberlake

saycheeseplease

I had the following conversation with a man on a dating app last week: Read More

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You Learn
Posted 9 December 2015 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured/ MC Moves West

I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone

I recommend walking around naked in your living room

Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill)

It feels so good (swimming in your stomach)

Wait until the dust settles

You live you learn

You love you learn

You cry you learn

You lose you learn

You bleed you learn

You scream you learn

– Alanis Morissette

Red

There was a story told often in our house about a little blonde-haired girl sitting in her car seat, pointing, and wailing, “But I on go to da big city! Big city, Mom-maaa! Big city!” Read More

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The Scientist
Posted 19 September 2015 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured/ MC Moves West

Nobody said it was easy

Oh it’s such a shame for us to part

Nobody said it was easy

No one ever said it would be so hard

I’m going back to the start

– Coldplay

PoppinBottles

“You will travel far and wide.”

That was my fortune tonight – “You will travel far and wide.”

Seems more like a reading from my past than my future. Read More

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Love Don’t Cost A Thing

All that matters is

That you treat me right

Give me all the things I need

That money cant buy yea

– Jennifer Lopez

boyswillbeboys

So, I’ve had a lot going on these past few weeks.

Like, so much so, I think my little houndy is starting to fake illnesses again… Read More

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Ice Ice Baby
Posted 23 February 2015 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured/ The Lulu Lady

All right stop, Collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know

Turn off the lights and I’ll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

– Vanilla Ice

flossyflossy

I get it.

I have been neglectful.

But I’m back and promise to be better. Read More

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Ain’t It Fun
Posted 23 December 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured/ The Apple Doesn't Fall Far...

I don’t mind letting you down easy

But just give it time

If it don’t hurt now then just wait, just wait a while

You’re not the big fish in the pond no more

You are what they’re feeding on

So what are you gonna do when the world don’t orbit around you?

So what are you gonna do when the world don’t orbit around you?

Ain’t it fun living in the real world

Ain’t it good being all alone

– Paramore

AreYouReadyForSomeFootball

My tiny little Bubba is finally all grown up! The kid actually¬†graduated college last Friday! It was the cutest little thing, really. Something like 90 people received various degrees during the 55-minute ceremony. Afterward, we all met back up at Momma’s for brisket and bonding. Read More

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