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FTF: Casa De La Clariss (Living Space)
Posted 5 December 2014 / By MC / #tooTuesdays/ Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Favorite Things Friday (FTF)

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

– Barbra Streisand

dabar

It is hard to believe Sonny and I have been in the new house for just over a year and a half now. Read More

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Christmas Don’t Be Late
Posted 3 December 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured

Want a plane that loops the loop

Me, I want a Hula-Hoop

We can hardly stand the wait

Please Christmas don’t be late

– Alvin And The Chipmunks

Red

Sup, girls.

Ugh. Is it just me, or are the years passing by at some sort of warped Super Mario Bros. speed these days? It’s December. Again. Already, actually. And I am about to loose my chestnuts. Read More

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Royals

And we’ll never be royals

It don’t run in our blood

That kind of luxe just ain’t for us

We crave a different kind of buzz

Let me be your ruler

You can call me queen Bee

And baby I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule

Let me live that fantasy

– Lorde

flossyflossy

Everyone knows I’m not all that into pants. Read More

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Work Bitch
Posted 21 May 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Featured/ Miss Clariss Musings

You wanna hot body

You wanna Bugatti

You wanna Maserati

You better work bitch

You wanna Lamborghini

Sip Martinis

Look hot in a bikini

You better work bitch

You wanna live fancy

Live in a big mansion

Party in France

You better work bitch

– Britney Spears

PoppinBottles

The new patio furniture came.

That’s where I am writing from today – the deck.

I’m drinking my new fave drink – a White Russian (look for an FTF on this shit soon) – out of a vintage green drinking straw.

It’s 7:00 p.m. on a Tuesday.

Oh and did I happen to mention I’m in my pajamas? Read More

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FTF: April Showers And May Flowers

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

– Barbra Streisand

springhassprung

I’m kind of an odd bird.

But then again, I guess you’ve probably already figured that one out by now, huh? Read More

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What A Girl Wants

What a girl wants

What a girl needs

Whatever makes me happy

Sets you free

And I’m thanking you

For knowing exactly

What a girl wants

What a girl needs

– Christina Aguilera

woopwoop

Earlier this week, as I was leaving work, a guy I’d never seen around the office held the door open for me. As I walked through the open door, he smiled and asked, “How was your day?” “It could’ve been better,” I replied with a small smile, “How was yours?” “The same. Much better now though.” He insinuated that, because we were leaving work, our days had no where left to go but up. Read More

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Bad To The Bone

On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered ’round

And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found

The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone

She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

Bad to the bone

– ZZ Top

bad2thebone

I get around to trolling the interwebs for puppies about once a week. I begin my search with the local Humane Societies. You know, just doin’ my part – tryin’ to save a soul from the street life. But rarely ever do I find a pup that fits the mold I have prematurely carved out in my heart.

Yeah, yeah, I’m one of those do-gooder-pick-‘n-chooser types.

Suck it. Read More

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Big Girls Don’t Cry

I hope you know, I hope you know

That this has nothing to do with you

It’s personal, myself and I

We’ve got some straightenin’ out to do

And I’m gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket

But I’ve got to get a move on with my life

It’s time to be a big girl now

And big girls don’t cry

– Fergie

twinkletwinkle

Mr. Big spends most weekend evenings at my house. It’s okay, I guess. I mean, I would rather us hang out at my place, you know, for the usual reasons: I typically have more food, I don’t have to pack a bag, Sonny is more comfortable here, it smells better at my house, and I don’t have to squat when I pee. Our time together is usually alright, you know, for the most part “normal.” We’ll cook dinner and watch a movie, or go out, or fight over what to watch on TV. But it never fails, each time Big stays over we always run into the same problem – I’ve got a queen-size bed. Read More

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Cheers
Posted 9 December 2013 / By MC / Archives/ Domestic Diva/ Love - Yuck./ Shenanigans/ Shoe Whoreding

Don’t let the bastards get you down

Turn it around with another round

– Rihanna

PoppinBottles

Well let me just tell you how my weekend went… Read More

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Go Rest High On That Mountain

Go rest high on that mountain

Son your work on earth is done

Go to Heaven a shoutin’

Love for the Father and the Son

– Vince Gill

eatpraylove

The week of Thanksgiving was a rough one for those of us here in Miss Clarissland.

Bubba had to put our sweet black Lab, Sammie, down on Monday. Mr. Big’s 90-year-old grandpa passed away on Thanksgiving. And my celebrity man crush, Paul Walker, lost his life in a terrible car accident on Saturday. I guess what they say is true – everything comes in threes. Read More

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