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Down With The Sickness
Posted 10 January 2017 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ Love - Yuck.

Can you feel that?

Ah, shit

– Disturbed

I have been keeping secrets again.

This one is different though. It’s bizarre. It’s backwards, and magical, and weird, and serendipitous, and odd. Really very odd.

It is fate.

This secret is proof enough that there is a higher being.

A higher being, with a larger plan, telling your story… Read More

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Name
Posted 29 August 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ Love - Yuck.

I think about you all the time

But I don’t need the same

It’s lonely where you are

Come back down

And I won’t tell ’em your name

– Goo Goo Dolls

lovetoloveya

I grew up in household where we didn’t discuss feelings. We didn’t say “I love you” or “I miss you.” We didn’t hug. The only time someone cried in our home is when something hurt, and it hurt badly – or if that someone was Mace. Read More

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Return To Innocence

Love – Devotion

Feeling – Emotion

Love – Devotion

Feeling – Emotion

– Enigma

dabar

It’s happened.

It has finally happened. Read More

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Hot Boyz
Posted 16 March 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ Love - Yuck.

What’s your name, cause I’m impressed

Can you treat me good, I won’t settle for less

You a hot boy, a rock boy

A fun toy, tote a glock boy

Where you live, is it by yourself

Can I move wit’ you, do you need some help

I cook boy, I’ll give you more

I’mma fly girl, and I like those

– Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot feat. Lil’ Mo

breastdayever

The other week, I harped on the boys.

And when I say I “harped” – really, I just told the truth. Read More

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Trap Queen
Posted 4 March 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ Love - Yuck.

I’m like “hey, what’s up, hello”

– Fetty Wap

iheartthe90s

So, dating is… interesting. Read More

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Feeling This

Fate fell short this time

Your smile fades in the summer

Place your hand in mine

I’ll leave when I wanna

– Blink 182

thankyouthankyou

For those of you who are new here… I try to do an annual #thankful post. Read More

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Little Wonders

Let it go, let it roll right off your shoulder

Don’t you know the hardest part is over?

Let it in, let your clarity define you

In the end we will only just remember how it feels

– Rob Thomas

lace

It’s full-on Wedding season here in Miss Clarissland… and I’m your resident Maid of Honor.

Or not.

Yeah. I’m not super honorable.

I mainly just get wasted and hang out with the groomsmen. Whatevs. Homegirl’s gotta get a date. Know what I’m sayin’? Read More

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Crazy
Posted 30 October 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ Love - Yuck.

Maybe I’m crazy

Maybe you’re crazy

Maybe we’re crazy

Probably

– Gnarls Barkley

mindfinder

One of my most favorite SomeEcard posts on Pinterest is the one that says: “Sure, you’ll go tell everyone that I was crazy, but you’ll forget to tell them the part about you being an ass.” Read More

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Trailer For Rent
Posted 14 August 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ Love - Yuck.

I said to the man,

“I need to place an ad.

How much will it be for these four lines?”

‘Cause my husband’s pissed me off for the last time

Trailer for rent,

No down payment

Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit

Call if you’re interested, trailer for rent

– Pistol Annies

mindfinder

I have a vagina. Read More

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Only Wanna Be With You

You and me

We come from different worlds

You like to laugh at me

When I look at other girls

Sometimes you’re crazy

And you wonder why

I’m such a baby

Cause the Dolphins make me cry

Well there’s nothing I can do

I only wanna be with you

You can call me your fool

Only wanna be with you

– Hootie and the Blowfish

iheartny

Mr. Big turned 30 last Wednesday.

That morning, when he got in the car to go to work, you would have thought I was dropping him off at the county jail. “Happy Birthday!” I shouted out for the third time already. “Yeah. I’m officially old now,” was his reply. After a beat, I looked over and said, “Gah, you’re thirty. Can you believe it? Like when people ask, ‘So, how old are you?’ you have to say, ‘I’m thirty.’ Man! So weird!”

That’s me, always looking for the silver lining. Read More

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