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In My Place
Posted 26 February 2016 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ Miss Clariss Musings/ The Pretty Girl Mafia

In my place, in my place

Were lines that I couldn’t change

I was lost, oh yeah

I was lost, I was lost

Crossed lines I shouldn’t have crossed

I was lost, oh yeah

Yeah, how long must you wait for it?

Yeah, how long must you pay for it?

Yeah, how long must you wait for it?

Oh, for it

I was scared, I was scared

Tired and under prepared

But I wait for it

– Coldplay


You know what it feels like to have a song stuck in your head? Read More

Feeling This

Fate fell short this time

Your smile fades in the summer

Place your hand in mine

I’ll leave when I wanna

– Blink 182


For those of you who are new here… I try to do an annual #thankful post. Read More

Little Wonders

Let it go, let it roll right off your shoulder

Don’t you know the hardest part is over?

Let it in, let your clarity define you

In the end we will only just remember how it feels

– Rob Thomas


It’s full-on Wedding season here in Miss Clarissland… and I’m your resident Maid of Honor.

Or not.

Yeah. I’m not super honorable.

I mainly just get wasted and hang out with the groomsmen. Whatevs. Homegirl’s gotta get a date. Know what I’m sayin’? Read More

Somethin’ Bad
Posted 3 April 2015 / By MC / Archives/ Drunken Debauchery/ Featured/ The Pretty Girl Mafia

Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clapping

Got a real good feeling something bad about to happen

Drinks keep coming, throw my head back laughing

Wake up in the morning’ don’t know what happened

Whoa… Something bad

Whoa… Something bad

– Miranda Lambert (feat. Carrie Underwood)


My big toe has been numb for five days. Read More

Love Don’t Cost A Thing

All that matters is

That you treat me right

Give me all the things I need

That money cant buy yea

– Jennifer Lopez


So, I’ve had a lot going on these past few weeks.

Like, so much so, I think my little houndy is starting to fake illnesses again… Read More

FTF: Seeing My Friends Happy

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

– Barbra Streisand


Before I begin with this week’s edition of Favorite Things Friday, I would like to address all of the nasty comments, rib jabbing, cursing, and stank eyes I have received over the last few weeks… Read More


And we’ll never be royals

It don’t run in our blood

That kind of luxe just ain’t for us

We crave a different kind of buzz

Let me be your ruler

You can call me queen Bee

And baby I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule

Let me live that fantasy

– Lorde


Everyone knows I’m not all that into pants. Read More

Only Wanna Be With You

You and me

We come from different worlds

You like to laugh at me

When I look at other girls

Sometimes you’re crazy

And you wonder why

I’m such a baby

Cause the Dolphins make me cry

Well there’s nothing I can do

I only wanna be with you

You can call me your fool

Only wanna be with you

– Hootie and the Blowfish


Mr. Big turned 30 last Wednesday.

That morning, when he got in the car to go to work, you would have thought I was dropping him off at the county jail. “Happy Birthday!” I shouted out for the third time already. “Yeah. I’m officially old now,” was his reply. After a beat, I looked over and said, “Gah, you’re thirty. Can you believe it? Like when people ask, ‘So, how old are you?’ you have to say, ‘I’m thirty.’ Man! So weird!”

That’s me, always looking for the silver lining. Read More

FTF: My Best Friend’s Fiancé

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

– Barbra Streisand


You see, the super fun thing about Favorite Things Friday… is it can literally be about anything.

Also, it’s my blog… so I can write about whatever the heck I want. Read More

You Gotta Be
Posted 2 April 2014 / By MC / Archives/ Featured/ The Pretty Girl Mafia/ Vacays-n-Getaways

Remember, listen as your day unfolds

Challenge what the future holds

Try and keep your head up to the sky

Lovers, they may cause you tears

Go ahead release your fears, my oh my heh, hey, hey

You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser

You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger

You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together

All I know, all I know, love will save the day

– Des’ree


If you haven’t yet read, FTF: The South! Well, Except For Arkansas. Arkansas Sucks., I suggest you do. It’s the Part I in this little two-part series. Read More

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